The Bunny.

We ventured out to our local mall and visited the Bunny. Mason was big talk like "Yeah I want to see the bunny and sit on his lap and be his best fwiend". Then we got there and he saw the huge, bug-eyed bunny with the creepiest smile EVER and was like "Yeah I'm not sitting on his lap". After a little Build-a-Bear and ice cream bribery he did sit on his lap and he kind of even smiled while nervously looking at me behind the camera to rescue him and his precious brother from this evil, totally-over-doing-it-with-that-toothy-smile bunny. Seriously that bunny's smile was over the top; wipe that grin off your face rabbit and lay off the drugs because those eyes are a little drugged out. Are rabbits rodents? In their defense the bunny was a little creepy. You couldn't have paid me in stuffed animals to sit on his lap that's for sure.
As soon as we were done Mason got all toothy-smiled and droopy-eyed like the bunny. The next night he professed his love for "dat bunny at the mall" and told me HIS Easter bunny was bringing him a Wii and a ferret. Umm..I'm totally for high hopes, but you might want to lower those expectations baby. First of all it's Easter, your bunny is brining you band-aids, bubbles and a chocolate bunny. If you didn't hate the Bunny after meeting him, you surely will by Sunday when you wake up Wii and ferret-less.